Do You Know My Friend, Chonda?

Oh.
My.
Goodness!

Do you know my new friend, Chonda Pierce?

I have to introduce you to her. 

Last week I was a big event in Nashville where she was performing.
From my seat in the second row,
I was captivated.

I laughed,

I cried,

I related.

Chonda Pierce is a Christian comedienne.
She’s no stranger to misery
but chooses to share her life
in a way that helps all of us
get through ours.

Watch this clip,
but I warn you …
get the tissues out.

You’ll probably be
snorting and sobbing
right along with me.

I Want My Mommy!

You ever have one of those days when you
just aren’t firing on all cylinders?

For the record,
I have no idea what a cylinder is,
but the expression means you need a tune-up.
It means you’re sputtering and stalling out.

Yesterday,
I was walking across the kitchen,
got tangled up in my own feet,
tripped and 
went sprawling.

Sprawling, I tell you.

Splat!
Smack!
Ouch!

I looked like Wiley Coyote at the bottom of the ravine
in a Road Runner cartoon –
minus the puff of dust.

After I checked to see if I was paralyzed
(I wasn’t)
or if I had any broken bones,
(there were none)
I decided the best course of action was to
sit on the cold tile floor and howl.

I’m sure it was the shock of being upended,
but I carried on like a toddler.

I cried and I cried.
I want my mommy!

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